Would you rather Be a Horse Jockey or a Race Car Driver?

Last time I rode a horse it tried to kill me. It'd never seen anybody wearing a Santa suit before and I soon as  climbed aboard it went straight up into the air. So rule out horses.

Race car driver? Roy, I'm married to the fastest little old lady on the planet. I don't call her Leadfoot Lynne for nothing.  I'll never be in her class, so rule out Formula 1 for your old Uncle Didge.

Did you have an option for skateboarding?

I worked for an Indy car owner for 10 years so race car for sure. I loved going to the track meeting all the drivers & the teams.

I want to be a NINJA !!! Is that an option ? If not I'll take race car driver ... Cos I'm short and I should pick horse jockey cos I love ponies , but I feel like saying racing car driver.