I'd ask my dog if she thinks humans are weird animals.
Hey Hunter ! Who owns who here ? Do you own me or do I own you?
Great question ....My dog : Why do you face north when you poop ? :)
For Scarlett Begonia: Did we do okay? Are you happy where you are?
For Belle: Why do you race from room to room at full speed?
For Doogle: What do you think about when you watch my girl while she sleeps?
For Skully; Why do you feel the need to get up so freaking early in the morning and what can I do to help you sleep in?
For Arabella; Are you in pain when you have the leg tremors?
That's simple, my dog will stare at me, and I just had them out. I'd love to ask what the heck do you need now? Because I never know what it is they need.
I would ask him, "When you regurgitate hairballs and food, why do you have to run around to multiple spots? Why can't you do it in one place?"
To bruno , WHY DID YOU EAT MY WEETABIX THIS MORNING!
"I love you, but what do you want NOW?"
And also: "What were you dreaming about when you were moving around so much a little while ago?"
What were you thinking when you chewed up the telephone?
I will ask to my dog why you always run behind the cats
What a great question. I would ask my dog if he loves me
I would ask Privelege, our Bearded Dragon, which is his favorite worship song. ☺